What would happen if you used the Urban Dictionary as a reference to learn the language of snowboarding? ...
Let's start with the word snowboard...
|So snowboarding is a sport exclusively performed by gay lads who enjoy oral sex with Chacha?|
|Ok, IT'S NOT A SPORT!!!!|
What's this here blue link about something called burton then, maybe that will help explain things?
|A dwarf's piss pot? |
Maybe I should look up that fella that I've seen on the ex-games.
|That explains Whitelines then.|
|Finally someone's come up with a name for my cock.|
|And while we're talking about cocks, the role play bit on this description starts to make more sense.|
|Yes, we're still talking about cocks, if she's got one foot on each 'snowboard' then isn't she skiing?|
|Turns out all the skiers are also gay and they enjoy wanking-off Alolahkoab. |
All skiers are also poultry and/or cats.
|Golfing? That really undermined the whole argument.|
Let's try another term for snowboarders, this seems to be promising...
OK then, the Snurfer, the first snowboard, maybe this will help...
What about some of the techniques?
|Gives Backcountry Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning|
|Give Jibbing Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning|
What about the gear?
|***note that if pushed even fractionally I will immediately disavow my previously strongly-held convictions***|
|Ok enough of this, snowboarding is essentially a series of freaky sex acts. Think I'll try golf instead.|
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