What would happen if you used the
Urban Dictionary as a reference to learn the language of snowboarding? ...
Let's start with the word snowboard...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYH5QU9gDvRM7OJJMee-20jILrGnm9s6DoJ8UPrAW_VX_OaxifwsM_QUskD_xX-00F8gqV-4U59Zp9-uzXQR7l5wZMC08UFyujxpfFQtws7hKh2RnVcbRO1kn90iYiUkY8FJCZvRHfP78/s1600/snowboard2.png) |
So snowboarding is a sport exclusively performed by gay lads who enjoy oral sex with Chacha? |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgofMme4kAh4dHt06I07mh45qbYjSM4qP4iR4adw-jxQfROxF_aiQf3tIaWajfSFgm9BZZDrV4C09rIWZCQVxX5mz0HQfNLaaqBPTVeXuOyS9NwP5_k43P5ye1xdxKB_Hj3Nkpa2TT2drg/s1600/expression.png) |
Ok, IT'S NOT A SPORT!!!!
What's this here blue link about something called burton then, maybe that will help explain things? |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2mWVGRQN_QnZVcf7FW-ziATh1Z1jLqE7U8lFXTn1hcDyrONzn0b0tgWjJwKVdA5yzPTYQDdoe1I2Z11ulDioNtWVyc9mfnYtBfn-1WJ58a4l9ZwWvxDgC6Zl6ylpYcswC9-pqyAo2UU0/s1600/Burton.jpg) |
A dwarf's piss pot?
Maybe I should look up that fella that I've seen on the ex-games. |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBbpCPjB10eLqSJvavPsTeMq6_C0I3HxVa8JBSE4pMX7SxsGKqAbYvSBaZmfVxBezdlhOSCipaO6-3u7GZwSlc9AVg2LWESQmvrFJXoFEY850FBhHExE1zKtThf4kVhrRMr5aXqmVRlVs/s1600/shaun-white.jpg) |
um.....................Shaun-Wright?
This isn't getting me anywhere, let's go back and try again. |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2_wuXn3RvlKBejITR0v2LqArOFKQtVAAl1zSXXMPf5OHM4fY9808RC5kV_a2rdbhr23IVBUts3jG91vN45RkSfT7oITGM7fNmueeLhRkh3ONwwbtlRQHtihHmR9eynJjSPPm0isz7_uY/s1600/snowboard.jpg) |
Finally someone's come up with a name for my cock. |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqNdjvWvvu3y0hndfzzY5_BgID6wGczAnI9Fvkx-9hoiXFJUHBg72oyaF0aZdSPo7g8YWeqhCLPjOu8dWzpEWMaZHnbdyvTnXlt-ZWG3gq09RcJexbHh8bjqpIz3wlO3VuQZZ4T2GNbNU/s1600/snowboarding-2.jpg) |
And while we're talking about cocks, the role play bit on this description starts to make more sense. |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0dTgmQJU4kZ9zlmd4mR8wPBciCacusWxv8cPEwhG-mv55b6HWQxmySBQz1Z94WKsee6bLGJTZguY1KjwVWKHCYd2yRerQCxNg2MTLJ7YgwxvwRfmXechzFz2eD9Hi8kYUZp8vJjhaRLM/s1600/snowboarding-3.jpg) |
Yes, we're still talking about cocks, if she's got one foot on each 'snowboard' then isn't she skiing? |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXYX9IWLzTazoRJVGmiSvA3o3GKX74waurjHwVNm90WN_aexqV6UmUQ6Ck5vT4NLejYYVv4TsFuNGbKVvLwnaqLBvuJvlE1e7KVrswG7xLqpIGNoPiLID64gJ_kWhweCSmx7uWu9yDpxE/s1600/snowboarder.jpg) |
Turns out all the skiers are also gay and they enjoy wanking-off Alolahkoab.
All skiers are also poultry and/or cats. |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Vu2AdgYGWEVjjdETFrTtCLqXQ9fFiBi0YC6m3E1i87XL6bmESAerFKtxNTgYze0sqj5dGWvZHaUkwCn1HLny5_2FQgXZlgwVqnl9kTi4y1H2qV8tXUqMCxtAvgvy9iC4YPm_ajOghy8/s1600/snowboarders.jpg) |
Golfing? That really undermined the whole argument. |
Let's try another term for snowboarders, this seems to be promising...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhweRXYK0s7XPcappr8sUF1BdkAC0FbLDBiyvoB7Z_elLQl2MenHLd_R8rH2oPV4GQ_HxNc4hyphenhyphenEkmEahfGlUNrmpK1csfnmtPtUPrmoUuS19Cthnw1_GKY6PdJNbs8Ht4Ccc3EzPzaOSHY/s1600/shredder.jpg) |
Oh |
OK then, the Snurfer, the first snowboard, maybe this will help...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_pqdRDAeu1Y3lqV9rQIZJoAbStbp-VmfmnoxPeoNxw8c_XUz24RzQdHRKz2YV2hny4KjDap5sQTFECwIjeT7Ubf1-KPVxe2z2TiYx0bqHwBSFPagWNNQ_nS83ZH70V6n0L5-AarGC4IM/s1600/snurfing.jpg) |
I can see why the IT'S NOT A SPORT!!!!!! was renamed |
What about some of the techniques?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvV8txB279goGpBqy_eEroyRqQyOwzlKVqmek66NbdODrjKccUoj3ZDYgDri37RNoZOkkQLT8piZ6aI2YbS7tWV4BvmV45Eg4LdS8t9zW1XOxaX01znD5OGFHz_7SRVV4r8vWUoVppWDk/s1600/backcountry.jpg) |
Gives Backcountry Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning |
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTUFvPZ5A_YRnCrJR5KpaD5vtQVAOsjBVnLRmDI2SgodTKN7G2Pk9nG9CI90vml0NelLyEnAnhNKkXqmDIauIKbzu5_4mE8ScTKbPuRymxFbQy6XtURr17VxEH7YJ6ZxnA_K76bMYFTT0/s1600/jibbing.jpg) |
Give Jibbing Jeremy Jones a whole new meaning |
What about the gear?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtN8P6LaPYta9-fjDN9Tk-aGgpf-YdB1yFscRpdkJeBZLtSqRLT-blgVjyzmcP7x0K3mSTd9JTLNt_iDbwt1VjNX7jcZJv2hZzJC_f9Pqg4mJCp4xNIyW4MMAUMesDHgkgZY_FWsUfXTg/s1600/snowboard-outfit.jpg) |
***note that if pushed even fractionally I will immediately disavow my previously strongly-held convictions*** |
And finally...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWg9CZ-3u5oWmPkpur-ZmaIExx3RlT0izxSpdgU016zWsGtrafdQ31paI_W0FjpmKc7dgMwGIVjYTYIzluRvQpNh_dwxUXDwT7HdRzn9njBSiCYMj-AS5fiVVm_jv5ztlvdjq4BJx_-Aw/s1600/snowboard-boot.jpg) |
Ok enough of this, snowboarding is essentially a series of freaky sex acts. Think I'll try golf instead. |
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Fuck |
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