If you like the Western Christian Gregorian calendar, and you like naked people then here’s what you need to organise your life this year…
Hooters Calendar 2012
Slutty burger restaurant Hooters have released their 2012 bikini calendar. Hooters have been producing the calendars featuring their serving wenches since 1986 and in recent years a few of the ladies have been pictured draped over snowboards.
An apparently important part of the naked snowboard calendar experience is the accompanying behind the scenes video. Here’s he least sinister one we’ve found featuring the above pictured Britney Johnson snowboarding. Worryingly she seems to exhibiting early signs of Parkinson’s as she involuntarily wiggles her breasts 25 seconds in.
You can buy the 2012 calendar for $12.95 and it “features just over 200 of the most beautiful girls in the country”. What we can’t quite figure out is how they distribute 200 girls through a year with 12 months and 365 days. If anybody knows the answer please feel free to drop us an explanation below.
ABoards Kitegirls calendar 2012
ABoards are a kiteboarding company that produce a couple of snowboards in the mix. If you’ve not come across kiteboarding before, it’s like snowboarding but with a higher likelihood of death.
In a desperate attempt to encourage more people to become fodder for the sport ABoards have produced their first calendar for 2012.
Strangely it’s also completely impractical at it's primary function of being a calendar. It’s apparently only visible to view as a a non-interactive slideshow once you 'like' their Facebook page.
Skilehrerinnen Kalender 2012
The snowboarders appeared in the 2008 version, so here’s the sinister making-of video. The girl appears at 2.30 (spoiler - she isn't actually floating on a snowboard) and the bloke doesn’t get a look in.
Before we leave this one, here’s a bloke with a drinking problem.
|This is apparently a popular theme for photographers and is now a whole internet meme - Women Struggling to Drink Water|
Whistler Exposed 2012
Whistler Exposed exists purely to make bikini calendars. Started in 2010 some of the proceeds of this year's sales go to Spinal Cord Research
Here's the snowboarder in the 2012 edition...
In their sinister video of this year’s calendar t1.45 accompanied by a remix of the theme tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and a lot of gawping punters.
This year’s calendar is going for $20 a pop.
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