Thursday, March 5, 2015

The Curious World of Snowboard Cosplay

 
Skiers dressed in damp, crotch-splitting animal onesies has been one of this seasons most notable clothing trends, but it's possible to put a lot more effort in. These days there's a group people who take dressing-up and not growing-up to another level entirely and now some of them have brought cosplaying to snowboarding. I'm an expert on pretending to be someone else, so let me guide you through the various characters and costumes...


A transformer with a hugely overcompensating codpiece...must be Cocktimus Prime



Left to right: Cocktimus Prime, his shy brother Megathong, Winston Churchill, a woman sniffing a leak and Sex Toy Man



Tardis Girl. Having sex with her must be like throwing a sausage down Regent Street.



A Ninja in drag



It's Smashing Pumkins frontman Billy Corgan



Ruroc's new prototype helmet



Madonna about to do a 'Brit awards'



A lady dressed as a generic Japanese cartoon porn character



A plethora of ruined snowboards



Katknees Everdeen



Niche porn



A lesbian



Shitara from Thundercats


A brace of Jawas



Moob Boy


& finally...

Took me a while to notice this wasn't a cosplay, it's some lad taking a picture of his snowboard and life-sized sex doll...


And this is his sinister array of masturbation pillows.


And that my friends is all you need to know about that.



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